Ode to Nom

Spicy pizza rules!
Like Heaven and Hell made peace...
Burning blissfully.

Flotsam

My heart floats adrift,
untethered when he is gone.
I can't find true north.

Plummeting Grades

Television shows
Posted on the internet;
Behind on homework

Huh?

I am so confused...
Confused into honesty.
Dirty rotten trick.

Time Flies

Where did it all go?
The weekend held such promise.
Monday looms bleakly.

I'll cut, you choose

Collaboration?
Just 17 syllables.
Like sharing a grape.

Comments

Comments are needed
Write them often on this site
Keeps people posting

Rules

Rules are silly things
Especially in haiku
Words in a blender

Overcaffeinated

You think you know me?
You think I'll just roll over?
Think again, POW POW!

New Rule For This Blog

haiku must haiku
none in a month? you're fired
I'm not kidding, dudes

spit it out! haiku!
only takes a few minutes
make time for your words

collaboration
is what makes this blog so great
so collaborate!

Revoltingly Romantic

(What the hell happened to me? I'm disgusted with myself for being such a sap, and yet here I am, barfing this out on the intarwebs.)

I'm waiting, yearning
life is paused when we're apart
hurry back to me

TMI?

I have a boyfriend
he is extremely slutty
vagina approved

Camp Grounds

delicious silence
breezy trees sway and embrace
creeks chuckle stone tones

Cropduster

gassy coworker
cruises hallways, bombs away!
what IS that foul smell?

Off with her head.

The Queen has spoken
I owe her my silver tongue
She better like spit

boys are so weird

they have cooties and
burp indiscriminately
plus they smell funny

they lift heavy stuff
did I mention the burping?
bacon lures them in

how do they stand it
with the junk dingle-dangling?
so glad I'm a girl

Tenterhooks

I got you a gift
waiting for your reaction
is sheer agony

Furred fruit

Kiwi, what the hell?
You are a goddamned fruit, bitch.
Why do you have hair?

Programmers Lament

We let them do it!
They ruined our Internet!
We made it easy!

Divine Non Sequitur

God gives man reason.
God says, "Use not this great gift."
"You must just believe."

Lucky Children!

the last day of school
all summer to lounge about
play video games

is what my kids think
boy are they gonna be shocked
when I give them chores

like scrub the toilet
sand and stain the deck woodwork
reshingle the roof

On Childishness

I'm not childish.
Mom, Kim called me childish!
I'm telling on you.

They're Lucky They're Cute

Under my bare foot:
the hindquarters of a mouse.
Where'd they hide the head?

Allitera-shun

Alliteration
Avoid alliteration.
Always, any, all.

Thanks!

Thank you Japanese!
You make poetry easy!
Now I can sound smart!

Look on the bright side!
At least you have work to do.
Unemployment blows.

Working Hard?

Good lord, I'm so bored!
The day drags on forever.
Time to go home now?

I Still Love You, Haikublog!

so lame when we fail.
what happened here? we forgot!
more haiku this year.