Breakup Mud

My driveway is soup.
I park at the neighbor's house
and hike through the woods.

No Bars

What I want is this:
A phone that works at my house.
That's asking too much?

Kamikaze Fish

You were so lovely:
peacock blue tinged with purple.
A senseless death. Why?

Ego Rap

Trust me I'm a pro.
All you other nerds should go.
It's how I roll, yo.

Community relations

Beer with the neighbors
Talk about everything
Holy cow, he sloshed.