New Rule For This Blog

haiku must haiku
none in a month? you're fired
I'm not kidding, dudes

spit it out! haiku!
only takes a few minutes
make time for your words

collaboration
is what makes this blog so great
so collaborate!

Revoltingly Romantic

(What the hell happened to me? I'm disgusted with myself for being such a sap, and yet here I am, barfing this out on the intarwebs.)

I'm waiting, yearning
life is paused when we're apart
hurry back to me

TMI?

I have a boyfriend
he is extremely slutty
vagina approved