Furred fruit

Kiwi, what the hell?
You are a goddamned fruit, bitch.
Why do you have hair?

Programmers Lament

We let them do it!
They ruined our Internet!
We made it easy!

Divine Non Sequitur

God gives man reason.
God says, "Use not this great gift."
"You must just believe."

Lucky Children!

the last day of school
all summer to lounge about
play video games

is what my kids think
boy are they gonna be shocked
when I give them chores

like scrub the toilet
sand and stain the deck woodwork
reshingle the roof

On Childishness

I'm not childish.
Mom, Kim called me childish!
I'm telling on you.

They're Lucky They're Cute

Under my bare foot:
the hindquarters of a mouse.
Where'd they hide the head?

Allitera-shun

Alliteration
Avoid alliteration.
Always, any, all.

Thanks!

Thank you Japanese!
You make poetry easy!
Now I can sound smart!

Look on the bright side!
At least you have work to do.
Unemployment blows.