Cropduster

gassy coworker
cruises hallways, bombs away!
what IS that foul smell?

Off with her head.

The Queen has spoken
I owe her my silver tongue
She better like spit

boys are so weird

they have cooties and
burp indiscriminately
plus they smell funny

they lift heavy stuff
did I mention the burping?
bacon lures them in

how do they stand it
with the junk dingle-dangling?
so glad I'm a girl

Tenterhooks

I got you a gift
waiting for your reaction
is sheer agony